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Posting this here since Zen took Allen's crimes off the queue.

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Write a sketch in which Miles Edgeworth prosecutes SBAllen for his crimes of leaving Sonic 3 & Knuckles out of multiple games contests, saying Halo would beat Mario 1 as the reason for having divisions by eras, not allowing Mario vs. Sonic into the Rivalry Rumble, and refusing to have an all-fictional Character Battle by saying he didn't want to see Darth Maul vs. Jane Eyre.

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Title: The Trial of SBAllen

[The scene opens in a courtroom. Miles Edgeworth, a renowned prosecutor, stands confidently at the prosecution's desk. SBAllen, the defendant, sits nervously at the defendant's desk. The judge presides over the case.]

Judge: This court is now in session for the trial of SBAllen. Prosecutor Edgeworth, you may present your case.

Edgeworth: Thank you, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today we gather here to hold SBAllen accountable for his egregious crimes against the gaming community. It is evident that SBAllen, as the organizer of multiple games contests, has repeatedly omitted Sonic 3 & Knuckles from these competitions, denying it the recognition it rightfully deserves.

[The jury murmurs in agreement, some nodding their heads in acknowledgment.]

Edgeworth: Furthermore, SBAllen has been unjust in his decision-making process by creating divisions based on eras, rather than allowing fair competition between games of different generations. His assertion that Halo would triumph over Mario 1 is baseless and serves as a feeble excuse to justify his biased actions.

[SBAllen squirms uncomfortably in his seat, knowing that his actions are being scrutinized.]

Edgeworth: But perhaps the most egregious offense committed by SBAllen is his refusal to include iconic rivalries such as Mario vs. Sonic in the Rivalry Rumble. By denying fans the opportunity to witness these legendary matchups, he has deprived them of the excitement and thrill that such battles would entail.

[The crowd murmurs in disapproval, some expressing their frustration with audible sighs.]

Edgeworth: Finally, SBAllen's dismissal of an all-fictional Character Battle on the grounds of not wanting to see Darth Maul face off against Jane Eyre is nothing short of absurd. It is not his place to dictate the fantasies and imaginations of others, nor to impose his narrow-minded views on what constitutes a worthy competition.

[The gallery erupts into murmurs of agreement, clearly siding with Edgeworth's arguments.]

Edgeworth: In conclusion, Your Honor, it is clear that SBAllen's actions have not only been detrimental to the integrity of gaming competitions but have also betrayed the trust of the gaming community. I implore this court to hold him accountable for his crimes and to deliver a verdict that reflects the severity of his actions.

[Edgeworth takes his seat, confident in the strength of his case.]

Judge: The defense may present its case.

[SBAllen's defense attorney stands up, looking somewhat apprehensive in the face of Edgeworth's arguments. The trial continues, with both sides presenting their evidence and witnesses. Ultimately, it's up to the jury to decide SBAllen's fate.]