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TopicCE Confessionary - Endgame
Harpie
05/01/24 2:33:07 PM
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I desire to engage [Redacted] with a canine.
WHO started this meme in my Confessionary??? You better speak the fuck up cause I need a word with you

mashed potatoes. Gravy. chicken Fingers. jeepers Creepers
Idk what this means but I would like to take this time to say that Raising Canes has the best fried chicken tenders on the planet

My wife and I were looking at a home that we were interested in buying. I had to take a dump in the worst way, so I used the bathroom. Could not find toilet paper anywhere, so I wiped my ass on a towel and put it back in the rack. I still feel bad about it, even though it was over 10 years ago. We didnt buy the house.
Wtf, at least have the decency to steal the towel at that point. Why didn't you commit?? Finding no towel >>>>>>> finding your towel covered in shit

Imagine a 50 megaton fart blast. Like, the blast power of Tsar Bomba but no heat, no radioactive fallout, just a massive blast wave of the foulest fart odor imaginable.
This is probably the next stage of chemical terrorism tbh. I hear your mom would be able to initiate the blast the day after Taco Tuesday.

Why did the Canadian bishop go to the drycleaners? Because I wanna [Redacted] dog in [Redacted].
not AGAIN pls no I can't do this anymore
._.

I like to pretend that I'd enjoy having an abusive girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPUvC7q6AY&ab_channel=NickiDaily

Yall realize highseraph is crimsoness right? I'm not sure she could be more unsubtle lmao
:0
omg
The conspiracy begins. Is Crimson the gift that keeps on giving???

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