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TopicI'm quitting my sneaker related dream job soon. Ask me anything
Jiek_Fafn
04/30/24 11:05:23 PM
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I have an idea that I think you should try before you leave the industry. Allow me to make my pitch.

For too long our feet have been the only only appendages that we dress up for protection and fashion. What if I told you, that could change? What if there was another way?

Well, there could be and it's exactly what we're all thinking but never had the courage to implement. That's right, allow me to introduce you to the first sneakers for your hands. It's what I call "creepers".

Imagine a line of functional and fashionable clothing for your hands. You can be as cool as your favorite athletes and actors. Wouldn't you love to own a pair of creepers endorsed by athlete of the century's estate, OJ Simpson? Slip in to a pair of the all new Juicy creepers. How about renowned actor Kevin Spacey? Try on the Billionaire Boys club exclusive creepers coming out next week.

It doesn't end there, coming out this summer creepers are taking the comedy world by storm too. Put your self inside of the "Would you mind if I I take of something while we talk" endorsed by Louis CK. But wait, coming this election season are the Trumps. A pair of creepers made entirely of repurposed human waste. They'll be a hit with the kids.

You should definitely pitch this $100 idea to your bosses before you leave the industry. You can change the world. Or you could just continue to be a coward and not pitch it. I think you're better than that though. I know you'll do the right thing.

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