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TopicMaury is the worst talk show in existence.
VRX3000
03/30/24 2:33:03 AM
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The worst episodes were the dramatic makeovers. Soignoring the fact that nine times out of ten a perfectly cute and normal looking person would have the sexy reveal as a blob of plastic and silicone

theres no happy ending.

each episode starts out with some 40-year old asshole complaining about ugly this person from grade school was. Soyoure a 40-year old man who still feels the need to mock someone you havent seen in decades? Okay.

then they do the frantic reveal and suddenly the 40-year old asshole is like omg youre so hot now lets go on a date. This man is still a shallow piece of garbage. He is still a terrible human being.

but the audience claps and theres happy music and Maury is smiling as he calls for a the next commercial break. No Maury. This is not a happy ending. This is a bad breakup waiting to happen because its a relationship built entirely around artificial Bull shit.

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