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(Spoilers for the game and side quests)

So some time back I got Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen for $5 on the Switch eShop (it's always on sale for $5 from what I've seen)

I finished the main game content and side quests yesterday but before I got into it, I decided to spoil myself a bit to look into romance cause I am a sucker for romance options in video games.

At first I thought maybe Quinoa was the "canon" option but in her side quests she becomes a nun and fucks off somewhere and I'm just like ok maybe not.

So I do more side quests and it turns out every major girl basically does this in some way and I had to watch Mercedes Benz, Marmalade and Princess Peach all walk away (this one was very weird for me cause they kiss and the game seems to treat this relationship with more affection than any other even though they only know each other for 5 minutes)

So in the end I go with poor little Selene as my Pawn calls her (hope she's not actually underage or something) and since I know the affinity system is wonky, I make sure Selene is the last person I talk to before anything major happens and it works, I get to see her flailing about like a floppy fish about to get Goblin'd, that was pretty funny ngl.

Only for the game to end with the last scene featuring Marmalade instead and I'm very confused but I guess I messed up at the last moment. I really wanted to buy some Conquerors Thingies from her cause I thought the next fight would be difficult and even though I did talk to Smelline after, I guess her affinity was less than Marmalade even with having gifted her the Arisen Bondage. Maybe I was supposed to give it to her again?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I feel kinda cucked by the game after that and I hear Dragon's Dogma 2 is gonna be a thing so I hope you can romance your Pawn in that one because I had two Blue Moons in my pants all game cause she was so hot.