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TopicFeeling sad but I'm drinking a double vodka shot Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freezie AMA
Harpie
03/01/24 10:31:09 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
So who did the dumping you or bf?
I did the dumping

i tried a few weeks ago but he asked for a second chance and I gave it to him but he just went back to the same behavior after like 5 days

Heineken14 posted...
You could just drag your hose in from outside and duct tape it to the side of your toilet if you get drunk enough.
im tipsy not quite drunk but well see what happens! maybe i can also program it to recognize my buttcheeks and to hose down anyone that isnt me

bnui_ransder posted...
Newer bidets are super easy to install, though does that one need a power source? In the new houses we install an outlet near toilets now just for this
i hope its easy cause I am not a handyman my body wasnt built for it
no power source cause those ones are expensive. im gonna be feeling the stream of mother nature without warming

also no outlet near my toilet
do you dabble in bidets??

Zikten posted...
I could have tried one in Japan but I didn't know how to use it and all the controls were in Japanese so I didn't want to mess with it. I wonder if the bidet water is cold or warm. Do you know?
its gonna be cold cause I aint pluggin nothin in

go back to japan and try the bidet cause im scared of what itll feel like tbh

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