LogFAQs > #979079596

Can I sacrifice the money to instead be allowed to push whoever I want into the spring of my choice as and when I feel like it? I'm thinking of pushing the entire Republican Party into the piglet one and then "donating" them to a farm animal rescue, or perhaps I should force the likes of Graham Linehan and J.K. Rowling into the springs that directly oppose their gender identities and then see how they feel about having to live their lives in the wrong bodies (at least until they take hot showers, anyway). Conversely, I could also help the trans folks out in a way that doesn't involve sadism toward people who absolutely deserve it by guiding them to springs that match their gender identities.