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Topicwhen you're really drunk but still manage to get back home by insinct
MRNlCEWATCH
04/06/12 12:51:00 PM
#37:


OctilIery posted...
MRNlCEWATCH posted...
drunk instincts are the best

i woke up in jail once after a night of drinking and was flipping out because i knew i had coke on me...my friend in there with me immediately came over to me and was like 'dude you somehow in your state of waste masterfully convinced the cops that it wasnt yours and that you had taken it away from this belligerent guy at the bar who was going nuts on it. it was beautifully charismatic and every time they tried to poke holes in your story you had something for them. by the end they completely believed you and even shook your hand for your actions'

never heard anything about the coke again from the cops

Shame that story is likely bull. Well, not a shame really since if you had coke you would have deserved to be caught >.>;


Yeah. I just completely lied. Glad you caught me.

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