Oh god Pinkie Pie is not screwing around. Electric handshake and Gilda is down on the ground! Yes! Yes Pinkie Pie! Harness your rage and destroy her!
“I know what you are up to.”
“Great ^_^.”
“I know what you are planning.”
“*giggle*. I hope so. This wasn’t supposed to be a SURPRISE party!”
“I…mean I’ve got my eye on you.”
“AND I got my eye on you!”
Pinkie Pie just keeps getting better and better. I like how her statements can both be generically nice and amazingly subtle threats unto themselves. (Post Episode note: It was staring me in the face but I didn't want to believe it.)
…Gilda literally knocked Spike out of the way my god can she just go drop off a cliff now? What? It’s a children’s show? Who cares!
“Why? Can’t you watch me like a Griffon?”
Oh my god Pinkie Pie is destroying her.
And then Gilda went crazy because Pinkie Pie had managed to own her so much that she totally lost it and thought she was being pranked again.
I like how she is having what I affectionally refer to as a Von Karma breakdown she is claiming she has not lost her cool. Good job.
Oh plot twist I gave Pinkie Pie too much credit. Or rather she is awesome and totally sweet and not as devious as I thought. Well that’s a bit of a shame. Okay I was going to have to have Pinkie Pie as 1 AND 2 on my rankings so it goes to show that even top tier characters can’t steal the entire show.
Okay well Rainbow Dash had a bit of a redeeming episode but she’s still the worst pony. I might have a little more mercy at this juncture when I feed her to Doom though.
Pony Rankings:
1. Pinkie Pie
2. Fluttershy
3. Applejack
4. Twilight Sparkle
5. Rarity
6. Rainbow Dash
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Sir Chris
The Cult of Personality.