The macadamia nuts were hard hitters. The Gundamium-Gundanium-Titanium-Linoleum Composite Alloy of Gundam Cavalier's rich, velvety exterior cracked and crunched like a bad batch of Keebler's and the heinous antagonistic center fell out like a smooth criminal. He was also in the possession of a rather plump ass.
Really, the guy was obese. He dressed up in a red costume that did nothing to complement or compliment or even comment remotely well about his unfocused figure. He also wore a goofy half-mask that, had he been undercover, would have had the mysterious effect of causing everyone around him to not realize who he really was.
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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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