Female: "Whoo! Well that was great for me. You?"
Male: "It was amazing. Never felt a p**** that good before. Warm, tight, incredible"
Female: "Well I did pay a lot so that's good to hear."
Male: "What?"
Female: "Hm? Oh, I had surgery. I was... let's see, two inches bigger than you, but that didn't feel right, so now, well, here I am."
Male: ".......wut."
yeah, that'll go over well. let's just leave it at the first two lines followed by "glad to hear." if you're cool with hitting it before, you should be fine with that.
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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.