http://ftrsports.com/2011/10/zimbabwe-man-caught-humping-donkey-claims-it-was-shapeshifting-hooker/
oldish but wow
“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey,”
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i may be running for senatorship (thanks nio) but i'm no SUPERNICEDOG