100) Supergirl - Hannah Montana
Nominated by: firefdr
Wow. Just wow. I thought the inclusion of potential prizes would inhibit people from nomming horrible things, but I thought wrong. There's always someone! firefdr... I don't know what I did to you to deserve this, or if there's some sort of karmic balance that needs to be restored by forcing me to stomach listening to this entire song, but dammit this was torture. I have in fact heard this song before, or at least a part of it. Allow me to explain how it went down that time. *music, music* Hannah: "You think I'm super?" Me: No. *click* The click was of course me changing the channel, because oh my god. But for the purposes of this list, you have forced me to sit through the entire song, as I have my integrity to maintain. Ah, the writeup. Where to start?
The lyrics are garbage. The music is garbage. The delivery is a tier or two above garbage (say what you will about her songs, but Miley Cyrus does have charisma if nothing else), but delivering garbage is still delivering garbage so ugh. I'm not one of "those" people who hate Miley/Hannah for no reasons other than who she is, and in fact I rather like a couple of her later songs- Party in the USA is a guilty pleasure of mine- but the after years as they were cannot make up for much of the stuff that came before, which, in this case is... You guessed it: garbage.
99) Cutting Edge - The Brave Little Toaster
Nominated by: MycroProcessor
This song... there's something I dislike about it, and I think it's the fact that it's just too busy for me. There's this underlying techno beat, which I can groove with for sure, but once everyone starts singing things just get too... complicated. Also I don't like the computer's voice. I've only ever seen TBLT once, and it was loooooooooong ago, so this song gets zero boost from nostalgia, which might explain why it's so low.
98) Feelin' Alive - Jonas Brothers
Nominated by: firefdr
There's... actually nothing wrong with the song itself. The lyrics are fine, the score is decent. The problem here is the delivery. The song is called "Feelin' Alive", yet I feel dead. There's no passion in this performance, no nothing at all! I can't tell if the Jo Bros even want to be there. Are they sick? If so, why even get on stage with the promise of delivering something special to the audience? Well, I guess it was special in its own way. On a side note, the end solo by Nick (coincidentally my favorite Jonas Brother) wasn't bad at all, and was the highlight of thus drab mess of a song.
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