Ooo the bikes thing is good.
But I think I hate the "psyche I'm really not that slow" drivers the most. Like, if you go to pass them on a highway, they speed up really fast, slow down so you catch up to them again like a minute later, speed up really fast when you try to pass them again, and the process repeats either until the end of time or until you run them off the road and set their car on fire.
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."