I can hear the title screen music now...
"Mario's a-Pro Skater! Woo Hoo!"
Bowser: MARIO!! THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GRIND ON MY CASTLE'S RAILS BETTER THAN I CAN! I'LL INSTALL A SKATE PARK HERE JUST TO PROVE IT!
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"Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion