Achromatic | Posted 2/29/2012 7:58:57 PM | message detail | quote | (edited)
From: Sir Cobain | #025
write it so that i put nick in the figure four and break his legs
Sir Cobain panted as he stared down his opponent, who was currently down on the mat. Cobain was a professional wrestler, whoo, and he knew how to get it done! He knew the price you had to pay to be great in this business! And he knew this young son of a ***** Whiskey Nick just didn't have it! No! He didn't! He walked that walk, he talked that talk, but at the end of the day, gosh damnit, it just wouldn't cut it. Cobain moved towards his downed foe, shouted whoo sixteen times, and applied the figure four leglock.
"Oh god this is painful I would like to give up now thanks!" Nick said immediately.
The bell rung but Cobtain didn't release the lock.
"Oh dear this is terrible my legs are about to snap."
"Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo," Cobain said dispassionately.
Nick's legs finally surrendered and broke in three places. He would never walk again.
Whoo!
this actually happened once
fan non-fiction
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