*the coffee cup shatters on the floor, releasing the ancient coffee demon from its cup prison, all the coffee in the world being drained to fuel its bloodlust*
ZOMG DRAMATIC BOSS BATTLE!
Coffee Demon
23469 HP
1823 MP
Permanently hasted!
Coffee Demon attacks first! Coffee demon attacks player 1 10 times for 1007 damage!
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