Finance video games with huge budgets that have no chance of being financially viable.
Crossover fighting games with a ton of different licenses with no regard to character popularity, big budget Suikoden and Shining Force games, whatever I feel like.
Obviously there are a lot of non-video game things I'd want to do with the money first, but that's the only really petty thing I'd want to do.
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SuperNiceDog won the Guru contest. Good job.