*rummages around*
There we go!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RonTheDeathEater
Forgot the names. Anyhoo, brace for godawfulness.
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Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest