-Sheamus is TIRED of all this! He wants to settle things once and fer all with Christian! They have a tag match tonight, but he wants Christian one on one at Survivor Series to settle everything! Christian comes out and scoffs, claiming he’s proved what he wanted to prove- that he’s better. He has no reason to fight Sheamus again!
Rating: 81
-Match: Sheamus/Show v. Henry/Christian
The champ gets a ton of offense in, but can’t quite manage to keep the faces down. Christian, however, manages to sneak in a quick low blow from the outside, allowing a WSS on Sheamus to seal the deal.
Rating: 82
Henry/Christian poor chem
-Christian grabs a mic and says that, since he DID rather enjoy helping demolish the Celtic Warrior, maybe they CAN have that match after all! He drops the mic on his fallen adversary and laughs his way backstage.
Rating: 87
-Match: Rock and Ryder v. Awesome Truth
Pretty back and forth match, with the heels continuing to look strong as they take the Great One and the #1 Contender to their limits. Henry comes out to ringside, and Ryder gets in a shouting match with him! Henry keeps on taunting Ryder until he hits a towering Rough Ryder from the apron to the floor! Both Ryder and Henry are out, but with Rock the legal man, this opens the door for all kinds of doubleteaming shenanigans. And there are shenanigans aplenty until JOHN CENA comes running out to make the save! Cena is a HOUSE ON FIRE against Awesome Truth, quickly hitting the FU on both of them! He starts up the Five Knuckle Shuffle....but bounces off the ropes into a Rock Bottom!
Rating: 81
-Rock tells Cena NEVER to stick his nose in the Rock’s business again, and to shut his mouth and know his role! Cena just wanted t-IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CENA WANTED! The Rock knows Cena wants him to team up. The Rock knows that the people want to see Rock and Cena together for one time only at Survivor Series. The Rock knows that WWE needs him to step up and work with Cena to put some boots to asses! And for that reason, Rock is going to bury the hatchet with Cena for one night only. He offers Cena a handshake, then informs him that tonight is not that one night! Another Rock Bottom, but Cena slips out and bails to the outside! Rock and Cena have a brief staredown, then Rock tells him to pay attention to a REAL electrifying finisher. Rock hits the People’s Elbow on Truth to end the show.
Rating: 100
Post-show: HHH is curious how well Taker can still go (100); Taker d. Sin Cara II (67, good chem)
Overall: 84 SUCCESS ANGLES HELPED
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-It’s like crowds don’t LIKE messy overbooked non-finishes for star-studded main events :\
-I was pleasantly surprised when Zeke agreed to put over Mordecai. Poor Zeke...I actually kinda like him, but he’s very much at the bottom of my SD Midcard ladder.
-Taker/Hunico is possibly one of the more random and useless chem pairings I’ve ever seen, and now I kinda want to see that match. >_>
-Latest autopush knocks Barrett and Sheamus down to UMC in favor of....Kofi. Welp.
-I feel like I don’t have all that much roster depth with SD, and yet it’s kicked Raw’s ass two weeks running. …maybe Rock and Taker main eventing regularly in late 2011 is not as dumb an idea as I thought >_> At least in TEW land <_<
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