I know you can't resist me. I know that you love how I will argue over even the most mundane thing just to kill time. I know you like that sometimes I hit enter too many times in my posts.
Like this.
You know.
Really like this.
I know you like that I haven't been relevant in years. That just turns you on. It makes you hot. So accept this cheap card and these roses that look more expensive than they were. Believe me when I say that I planned all of this weeks ago, when in reality I just remembered what day it was right now. Put on that lingerie that you know I know you have but like to pretend you don't, anyway.
Do it.
Do it.
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SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
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