....man for dropping a newspaper, really. it'd be nice if something would happen to prevent this again, but doubtful. at the least we don't have to put up with crap l--
dammit it's hard to talk s--
DAMMIT.
though i wonder what mental tests they did that don't cover 'rub crap on daughter's face for committing an act that isn't even bad.'
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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.