Whoaaa thanks for letting me know. Why did I not take a moment to consider that Sandisk may have also released a small clip-on player? I guess Apple dominates the industry that much.
...dude.
sansa clips have been out there for like 6 years. you're after the Sansa Clip+. it must have a + to it, so not the one ltm originally linked to. the original is just 'the memory inside is all you get,' but the + version (which is only about 3 years old) has the microsd card in it too. you can regularly find them on sale. i know i got a 2GB clip+ from newegg not too long ago, new, for either 20 or 30 bucks. trust me, they go on sale a lot. if you were after them in your pocket or something i can see the problem unless you get a third party strap (there's plenty of 'em though) or something, but the clip works pretty well too.
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