Monday Night Raw
Wk. 3, Oct. 2011
Pre-show: Reks/Hawkins d. Primo/HURRICANE (68); Armando Alejandro Estrrrrrrrada, haha~, introduces himself (58); Stanford interviews Air Boom (69)
-Nash opens the show, putting himself over after last week's win. Cena interrupts, wondering why an old man is still around in the ME when he clearly can't win matches without help. That's beside the point, however, as what Cena REALLY wants is the title. ADR comes out next, informing Cena that it's his DESTINY to hold on to this belt! Cena can't pry it away from him, nor can anybody. Especially not that has-been Tommy Dreamer. Said has-been marches out to the ring to complete the segment. He thinks Del Rio got lucky, and that Dreamer could take him. We have a tag match for later.
Rating: 83
-Match: Punk squashed Riley
Rating: 68
-Punk calls Nash and Masters to the ring. They're going to keep stirring the pot and dropping pipebombs until WWE caves in to the forces of change they represent. Punk puts over Masters as a wrongfully snubbed talent.
Rating: 92
-Match: Morrison v. Masters
Masters clearly relishes a shot at proving himself, but Morrison's out for revenge after last week, and after a hard fight, Morrison's the one coming out on top.
Rating: 69
-JTG is in the ring proclaiming that it's his time. He challenges anybody to face him right now!
Rating: 69
-Match: JTG v. ???
The challenge is accepted by LOW KI. The NXT2 winner finally makes a name for himself in the ring, taking down the former Cryme Tyme member.
Rating: 64
-Mason Ryan comes out to taunt Ziggler and Swagger, saying they can only beat him with numbers. Vickie and friends come out to taunt right back. Ziggler is never losing the title to the likes of Ryan, and if he doesn't like the numbers game, maybe he should find a partner for a tag match! If there's anybody to tag with him, that is. ZigSwag strut down to the ring, but Ryan only smiles and notes that he thought this might happen, so he does indeed have backup tonight! He brings out Evan Bourne to help out.
Rating: 74
-Match: Ryan and Bourne v. ZigSwag
Mason Ryan gets a leg up with a resounding victory over Vickie's cronies.
Rating: 66
-Match: Gabriel d. Drew
Rating: 59
-Slater comes out to the stage while Gabriel celebrates, belittling the win and calling Gabriel a loser. Gabriel looks annoyed, but declines to retaliate.
Rating: 66
-Match: Kelly and Eve v. Bella Twins
Kelly's on a roll lately, and even Twin Magic doesn't help the Bellas.
Rating: 52
-Kelly's celebrating in the ring and about to cut a promo when Beth pops up on the tron. She calls Kelly a useless bimbo who's lower than mud, and then mud falls from the ceiling! Kelly is sexily drenched. Sexily.
Rating: 67
-Match: Kofi v. Otunga
Despite these guys somehow being two of our hottest stars, the crowd couldn't care less about Kofi beating down Otunga.
Rating: 58
-McGillicutty runs in for the doubleteam, and with Bourne already worn out from his match, there's nobody to save Kofi from a quick beatdown.
Rating: 63
-Match: Cena and Dreamer v. Del Rio and Nash
lol censor bypass It's up to these guys to save the show, goody. Cena and Dreamer find their groove as a team a lot quicker than the heels, and Dreamer being less decrepit than Nash, Cena's able to get the win without much ado.
Rating: 84
Post-show: Cena/HHH/Morrison/Dreamer d. Punk/Del Rio/Nash/Masters (64); Slater randomly runs in and eats a finisher train (88)
Overall: 74 FAILURE lol angles
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