I just realized the greatness that comes from building an actual team comp. Our solo top was Nasus so we built around him like crazy.
Zilean Mid
Rammus Jungle
Janna Support
Vayne Carry.
Rammus initiated so that they couldn't just kite Nasus. I sped Nasus up so he could reach squishies. Janna would shield him to further the madness. He bought Guardian Angel and I would Ult him just for funsies.
Like, 3/5 lanes fed, but Nasus was so damn farmed that it didn't matter. He pretty much solo'd their Nexus was 4 people on him and my Ultimate brought him back for huge laughs.
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Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch