Fully Loaded 2000
Oh boy, an intergender tag match kicks things off.
Apparently Trish put Lita through a table recently.
T&A & Trish Stratus vs. Hardy Boyz & Lita
Matt and Albert start. Albert keeps trying to pick up Matt and Matt's breaking free. Now Albert gets in a good toss.
Walking the rope is Matt, he takes down Albert but ends up outside. Test comes in to suffer a legdrop.
Jeff with a smooth flip legdrop, but then he's in a sidewalk slam. Flying crossbody over the top rope.
Trish is in with a slap, Matt ducks and she hits Test, whoops. Now she misses an elbow. Lita in and Trish runs. Albert's chasing Lita now.
Everyone in the ring, double team springboard splash. Hardys and Lita triple suplex Trish and Test, shirts come off.
Double underhook suplex and Jeff is dying in there. He hits a surprise rollup, two count.
Power bomb on Jeff, now Test goes to the top. Elbow drop misses and Matt is in. Test with a pump handle slam into a power bomb. Jeff and Albert run in.
Lita's in with a tornado DDT on Test. Now she splashes on Albert, and back up again. Jumping hurricanrana.
Albert with a shot in the back and Test power bombs her. Trish is in again and tries to cover, two count. Bulldog and another two count.
Lita gets Trish on the top corner, suplex from the top. Albert makes sure this keeps going.
Hardys holding people down, Lita with a moonsault and she pins Trish. Albert is angry. Matt and Jeff take boots to the face and Lita's whipped with a belt.
Oh no, Christian has food poisoning.
Undertaker is chasing reigning King of the Ring Kurt Angle.
Tazz attacks people at random. Looks like mostly Too Cool members.
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT!
Tazz vs. Al Snow
Snow punches Tazz a bunch, kick and a side russian leg sweep.
Tazz is trying for a suplex, Snow slides free and a superkick. But Tazz catches him finally and drops Snow.
Clothesline and scoop slam from Snow, he goes up top and a leg drop! He goes up again and a moonsault, Tazz kicks out.
Just as some boring chants are starting, Snow reaches for head and they cheer.
Tazz gets a drop toe hold and some punches. Snow with headbutts and his kick is caught. Suplex time, and Snow avoids a Tazzmission. He gets caught this time and can't get out, he taps out.
The doctor looks at Christian's eyes for five seconds and says he's not healthy enough. "But we're the fightingest champions of all time"
Stephanie is getting random flowers from someone. Must be Jericho. Oh, there's a card from Kurt Angle. Also Stephanie sucks at acting.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...