Kurt Angle's cheers get louder every time. He still talks like a heel and gets some boos. He talks about how Boston sports teams never win. And I bet they never will.
Jericho has a mic to talk back to Kirk Angel, king of the nerds.
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho
Y2J Y2J chants. Angle with a belly to belly suplex. Jericho dives with an elbow and then some chops. WOOOO. Jericho goes out of the ring, but he's back in with a missile dropkick. Asai lionsault, but Angle gets his foot on the ropes during the cover.
Jericho hits his springboard dropkick and chases Angle outside. Jericho ends up into some stairs, but Angle is still sore from the chops earlier.
"ANGLE SUCKS!" is the chant, so much for his loud cheers.
Jericho slides under and hits a double underhook backbreaker. Angle grabs the ropes during a cover again. He catapults Jericho into the corner and a two count.
Almost a pin for Angle on the bridged suplex. Teddy Long is the loudest ref and Jericho with more chops. But he runs into a boot. Angle on the corner, and he's dropkicked. Hurricanrana from the top corner!
Angle's chest is gonna be sore in the morning, here's more chops. Jericho counters a move into a heel kick, now Angle counters a running DDT into a clothesline.
Olympic slam time, Jericho rolls free and wants the walls of Jericho. Here's Stephanie McMahon? She's distracting and Angle is tapping out but the ref doesn't hear it. Ref bump and Stephanie swings the belt. She misses and somehow Angle is knocked out?
Jericho grabs Stephanie and... he's making out with her. HHH won't be happy. Oh, but here's an olympic slam, Angle moves on.
Shane and Vince aren't worried about themselves, HHH must be the problem. Too many vignettes with these guys.
Foley wants Kurt Angle to win KotR.
Christian reminds Boston that Larry Bird and Bobby Orr used to be good. They want to recreate the 86 World Series.
Oh hey Lita's with the Hardys now.
Now that Scotty's champ, he's spitting water. Suck it, HHH.
Four team elimination tag match: Edge & Christian vs. T & A vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Too Cool
Albert can pick up Jeff Hardy no problem. Jeff can land on his feet though. Blind tag to Matt.
Trish gets a distraction and now Albert's getting punches in. Here's Test. Matt takes a swing at Trish and misses. Lita runs over and she doesn't miss. Test and Albert are woman abusers with her. Jeff jumps in with a senton and Matt pins Test.
Scotty's in and this hat is staying on awfully long. A nip up and oh there goes the hat. Moonwalk to get Christian in.
Matt with a legdrop, now him and Jeff double team springboard jump Christian. Shirts off as Edge is in.
Hardys fighting with these Canadians an awful lot and the ref has no control. Lita jumps from the top dorner and hits Edge with a hurricanrana!
Another twist of fate from Matt, Edge pulls Jeff's hair. Somehow Christian ends up with a pin here.
Oh yeah Too Cool's still in this. Grandmaster with hitting a dropkick and now he and Scotty are dancing a ton. They grab Christian's arm and make him join in. Oh but wait here's Edge with serious wrestling to knock them down.
Christian wants to mock Too Cool but it backfires. He hits a legsweep.
Both guys down, Scotty has the most ridiculous face as he crawls for a tag. Edge is tied in the ropes so Grandmaster gets to dance. Edge gets slingshot into Christian. Both of them end up in the corner. and a power bomb. Grandmaster finally takes off his hat.
Oh no Grandmaster is down, Edge Christian want to do a worm. Scotty hits them from behind, crowd is going nuts. Christian fails at using the belt as interference. Leg drop but the ref is distracted. Belt used this time, Edge with the pin.
Scotty's face muscles are fantastic.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...