No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere: Shane McMahon vs. Big Show
Shane tries to dive and is caught. Big Show slams him right onto the stairs. Shane's dumped into the crowd, then lifted back up and thrown into the ring. What power.
This is practically a squash match so far. Oh hey, here's Big Bossman with a nightstick to beat on Big Show. A couple headbutts and powerbomb and Bossman's down.
Test and Albert come out with chairs, they take chairs to the faces. Trish runs in with a low blow, that'll only stun him. She's thrown out of the ring.
Shane's been crawling towards the backstage this whole time, but Big Show catches him and throws him into the entranceway set. Shane gets a kick and here's T&A again. Shane can hardly lift this steel piece.
Up the structure goes Shane, Bull Buchanan is here, everyone's favorite. Shane pushes a speakerbox onto Big Show's leg. Shane breaks a cinder block on his head and gets the pin. This was the win everybody wanted to see.
Seven guys are here to try and help Big Show out of here. "My frigging kneecap."
Brisco hides in the official's room. Even the refs want the belt.
HHH and Shawn are catching up. Banana shorts.
Jericho and Benoit are gonna trade submission moves.
Submission match: Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit's got a hurt knee that could affect him. But he's also got a brace that could be a weapon.
Some chops from Jericho and an ARMBAR. Benoit sets up for a tombstone, reversed twice and he does a shoulderbreaker instead. Flying headbutt time.
He's trying walls of Jericho, but it's kicked out of. Springboard dropkick puts Benoit outside.
Val Venis is watching, he gets to face the winner. Jericho blown up into the stairs. But he puts Benoit's knee and face into the stairs.
Jericho goes for a cover, lol, that won't work. Chop battle instead. WOOOOO.
Benoit pulls off a turnbuckle cover, well I guess kinda. Jericho gets thrown into it twice. Another chop battle!
Long submission move as Benoit focuses on Jericho's hurt shoulder. Jericho reaches his feet for the ropes.
Here's a takedown and the two are punching on the ground, this looks like an MMA match now. Jericho gets the knee brace off of Benoit and attacks the knee.
Figure four setup, but Benoit kicks out of that. Asai lionsault hits.
Jericho throws Benoit over the ropes and hangs him upsidedown. He's on the ropes, the ref doesn't even try to ask for a break! That's okay, Benoit fights out.
Series of suplexes from Benoit, but Jericho trying walls of Jericho. Benoit grabs the brace and hits out. Crippler crossface on!
Jericho reaching for the ropes, Benoit releases it? Oh, he pulls Jericho into the center and gets it back on. He gives up, and Benoit won't break the hold.
Brisco survived the Headbangers assault. Brisco assaults some concession guys.
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