Judgment Day 2000
Rock and HHH in the main event? That's a first!
Oh hey, a one hour iron man match. Maybe I can get hyped for that. lol Army Men video games sponsoring this.
Vince is having a family meeting and sends Brisco to get get coffee. People want to attack him.
Shawn Michaels is going to be back to be a ref. Haven't seen him in forever.
Kurt Angle is now a teenage heartthrob. Edge & Christian are heels so they aren't entering through the crowd. They've formed a jug band, gotta take shots at Kentucky.
Kurt Angle, Edge & Christian vs. Rikishi & Too Cool
All three heels are stuck in the corner already taking butt splashes. Angle books it out before Rikishi runs at him though.
Grandmaster with an enzuigiri, Scotty must be high or something. And here comes Scotty to work some armlock battles with Christian. Suplex, and the crowd is popping for everything Too Cool does.
Edge wants to do a clever double team move and it backfires. And now he's tripped and it backfires more. People want Rikishi in as Grandmaster's pants fall. What is going on.
Rikishi pulls Angle in. Sunset flip try stopped, but the buttflop misses.
Here comes the worm, oh wait Angle stops that. "ANGLE SUCKS!" Man this crowd is hot for everything, maybe they should have more Kentucky shows.
In comes Edge, in comes Rikishi. Rikishi knocking everyone down. Everyone into the corner and Rikishi runs into all three. Angle falls, here's a stinkface. They try to DDT Rikishi, nope.
Edge hits a spear and he wants to worm. Scotty knocks him down and here's the real worm. Superkick from Grandmaster.
Oh no ringbell shot from Christian but Grandmaster with a legdrop, ref is everywhere trying to keep up. Rikishi with a cover.
Shawn Michaels points out that if it's on the internet, it must be true.
Radicalz imploding even more.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Perry Saturn vs. Dean Malenko
Malenko's belt doesn't seem to be on the line. Malenko and Saturn working together against Latino Heat. Oh wait, Saturn with a surprise clothesline.
Guerrero escapes a suplex and hits a low blow on both guys at once. Whoa, Guerrero walks the ropes into a hurricanrana. And another hurricanrana. Malenko blocks a third attempted one.
Nice tornado DDT from Guerrero. Malenko with a double underhook powerbomb. He tries another powerbomb, Guerrero tries to sunset flip, and it turns into Malenko with a cloverleaf.
Saturn interrupts a suplex, it looks like he wants to double team but he just drops both guys on the ropes.
Big frog splash from Saturn. Now he gets a cloverleaf on Malenko. Malenko's trying a hold and Guerrero kicks his head.
Saturn grabs Malenko grabs Guerrero, double suplex here. Chyna hits Saturn and he's down. Malenko tries to stop Chyna interference, and Guerrero rolls up the pin.
Good match with these guys, you can tell they've worked together a ton.
Brisco is frightened by his own reflection.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
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