HHH feels bad about what happened to Austin, but he certainly doesn't want it to be a triple threat match.
Hollys still weigh 400 pounds each.
Hardcore & Crash Holly & Too Cool vs. Edge, Christian & Hardy Boyz
Guess the Hardys aren't feuding with Edge & Christian anymore, that ladder match pushed everyone to fan favorites.
Scotty and Edge trading chops. This crowd knows to WOOOO.
Crash and Matt in. Matt's going for covers after every move. He catches Crash and knocks him outside, then follows with a crossbody over the top.
Grandmaster Sexay hits a sunset flip over the top to knock down Matt. Then Christian hits a springboard splash. Scotty with a dive too. Jeff Hardy gets flipped over the top, he lands on Crash.
Hollys are double teaming Christian, now Grandmaster is in and Lawler praises him. He's thrown into the camera man, the camera man dies.
Edge spears Hardcore and Crash. Now Grandmaster gets one. Scotty with a leap, Matt gets hurt by the next spear by mistake. More run ins, Hardcore with a surprise rollup pin on Edge.
Scotty hits Matt with a DDT and gets Matt out.
Scotty trips Jeff and does the worm. Too Sexy double teams to power bomb Jeff. Dropkick to the back.
All the men in the ring now, Hollys are beating Christian down, and Too Cool are beating Jeff.
Oh hey Hollys are fighting each other now and Terri's trying to distract everyone. Christian hits a pair of low blows.
450 splash from Jeff and Scotty is out. Jeff and Christian are double teaming well now. Oh wait Jeff springboards into a drop kick and he's out.
Reverse DDT from Christian gets Grandmaster out.
Crash with a crab as Hardcore hits some kicks. Christian tries to escape a double team, caught in a backslide, but he drops Crash's face down and pins.
Victory roll, Hardcore counters it and he gets the pin to win.
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
New Age Outlaws vs. Al Snow & Mankind
Mankind's book is selling well as he takes a neckbreaker. Now he's getting double teamed, but ducks a punch and Road Dogg smacks Billy.
Walmart stopped selling Al Snow action figures, I remember hearing about this.
Al Snow's got a chair, he hits Road Dogg with it. Now Mankind hits him with it.
Lots and lots of kicks from Al Snow, I lost count.
Oh hey all four guys in now. Billy uses his elbows. Road Dogg whips Snow into the corner and does some crotch chops. Now he gets in some kicks and an eye gouge.
Everyone in again, fameasser on Mankind. He kicks out of a cover, here's a double arm DDT and Snow hits a snow plow. Socko's on, Billy in the mandible claw. Road Dogg too, but they kick free.
Snow uses head to knock out Billy, but by the time there's a cover, he's up.
Outlaws with a double team piledriver, they get the pin and keep their belts.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...