Here comes a new tag team, the Dudley Boyz. Bubba's gimmick is a speech impediment.
Dudley Boyz vs. Acolytes
Hey, this is a normal ref, he's not part of the strike.
Bubba with a senton bomb, this team sounds like a pair of former ECW guys.
Bubba gets thrown into stairs. Faarooq says "ECW that." After a belly to belly suplex, Devon is finally tagged in.
Some power moves from Faarooq. He tries the dominator, but Devon breaks free and hits a DDT.
Here's the Dudley death drop move apparently, but Bradshaw kicks out of this finisher. Bradshaw gets hit with a power bomb and is kicking out again.
Oh man, Bradshaw with a suplex from the top corner, he actually lifted Devon right up with no jump help. What a monster.
Here's another Dudley death drop, some guy runs in to the ring. It's Stevie Richards and he's dressed like an Acolyte. He hits a superkick and the Acolytes win. Acolytes beat this guy up too.
Next match is a hardcore match and they're fighting backstage before it even starts.
Hardcore match: Luna Vachon vs. Ivory
The two women are throwing everything at each other. Phones, poles, trash cans, it's all being tossed.
Ivory gets thrown onto some boxes of napkins, those napkins must be brutal. But Luna climbs a forklift and jumps onto these boxes.
Tori runs in to start fighting Ivory. Ivory hits both with a pole and they're both down. Well, that was quick.
Haha, now Ivory is fighting Mae and Moolah.
New Age Outlaws are back together and tag champs? They won it from Rock and Mankind, which means Undertaker and Big Show lost the titles, and Mankind managed to lose two belts between last PPV and now.
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
Edge & Christian vs. New Age Outlaws
Edge and Billy with some quick maneuvers going both ways. Road Dogg wants to try and early cover, that's not gonna work.
Christian's hair keeps getting grabbed now. He's picked up and dropped right on a knee.
Lawler makes a comment that JR didn't say where Mae and Moolah played football.
Edge & Christian do a double team springboard onto Road Dogg's back, which was apparently injured by Jericho.
Road Dogg and Christian both cross body each other, both down. Road Dogg's been stuck in for a while.
But a countered double team and a double DDT from Road Dogg gives him some life.
Billy finally tagged in, he hits a powerslam. But Christian hits a reverse DDT. Here's the Hardy Boyz and Gangrel.
Edge and Christian have both been beat up, Billy hits a fameasser for good measure and the Outlaws win.
Bulldog beat up The Rock the other day to help HHH. This guy was called a former wrestler just a few months back, and now he's in it again.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...