Unforgiven 1999
This intro is fantasy-inspired or something. LotR movies haven't come out yet, so where did this come from?
Refs on strike? Then who is reffing?
Val Venis vs. Steve Blackman
Blackman with some good offense at the start. A missed baseball slide almost costs him.
Brooklyn Brawler gets to be the stand-in ref for this match.
Wait, Vince won the title? And now it's vacant? How did Mankind lose it?
Val takes a great throw into the stairs. All this commentary for future matches is distracting from this one.
A suplex from Blackman, now a headlock. But Val fights back with some elbows and knees. Val counters a crossbody, two count.
Spinebuster suplex, Blackmand tries a cover. Bulldog and DDT from Val, here comes the money shot and it's all over.
Blackman gets his weapons and knocks Val out. Security guy takes out Blackman and this nurse Blackman is arguing with can't be a real nurse, she's more fake than Sable.
Oh no Jarrett gave Mark Henry the European championship. Mark Henry doesn't even say anything audible in his interview and it's hilarious.
Mark Henry vs. D-Lo Brown
Mark Henry doesn't want to wrestle because of a braineurism. Well too bad, he's fighting D-Lo now.
Tom Pritchard is our lucky ref this match. D-Lo with a nice flip, breaks out of a couple moves, big take down of Mark Henry.
D-Lo with a big suicide dive over the top rope and he hits it! Another big flying cross body.
No cover from Mark Henry because his head still hurts.
Whoa, Mark Henry jumped on D-Lo and clear through the ropes.
D-Lo with a surprise cross body, almost a pin. He tries it again but gets powerslammed.
Hurricanrana from D-Lo! Jumping forearm and a drop kick. Mark Henry tries some taunting, but gets powerbombed. Lowdown and a pin and D-Lo is European again.
Oh hey, I see a hell in the cell cage hanging above the ring.
Jarrett's replaced Debra with someone younger. Miss Kitty is her name.
Jeff Jarrett vs. Chyna
Chyna still doesn't have her own music. This looks like Harvey Whippleman as our ref now.
Chyna hitting a shoulder block and clothesline. And now a low blow.
Jarrett goes outside and now he's hitting a woman!
Chyna ducking a clothesline and hits one of her own. But Jarrett with a suplex, and Chyan botches the move after.
Now Jarrett's lifted onto Chyna shoulders and dropped. He gets the sleeper on.
Suplex from Chyna. Now a powerslam. And a powerbomb, her arsenal is really widening. She tries a hurricanrana but is stopped. No figure four though.
Outside, a chair shot to Jarrett, Whippleman is allowing it.
Chyna wants to hit a pedigree, Jarrett counters and Whippleman gets knocked down, what a wimp. Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah run in to fight Jarrett. Haha, they double suplex him.
The ladies can't get up and Jarrett is kicking them. Debra comes out, ref still down. She hits Jarrett with the guitar. Chyna is the IC champ.
Oh wait, here's Tom Pritchard to say that Chyna should be DQed. Guess she's not champ.
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