Grenwich Street Fight: Test vs. Shane McMahon
Oh god Test is fighting for his right to date Stephanie. I haven't seen a match yet, but this looks like one of the worst feuds of the year.
Test looks like a blond Diesel. Shane's posse has a couch at ringside.
Shane gets a spear at the start, but Test with some big moves to knock Shane out of the ring. Now into the crowd, and Test drinks a young man's Pepsi.
The posse spits in Test's face, but he grabs Shane and press slams him onto the group. But the numbers catch up and Test is being triple teamed.
Numerous weapons coming in for Shane from his friends. A mailbox, a road sign, and a framed picture. Glass everywhere.
Corkscrew moonsault attempt from Shane, but Test gets a powerbomb. Distraction from the posse prevents a 3 count. Oh no ref bump.
Another assault from the posse, and Shane drops an elbow on Test through the spanish announce table. Test with yet another kickout, this man sure does have some in'test'inal fortitude.
Test ducks some interference, Shane got hit by mistake now. Now a cast to the face, another Test kickout. Here come Patterson and Brisco, lovable faces. Test with a pump handle slam and elbow and he wins.
Kane & X-Pac vs. Big Show & Undertaker
Kane survives an early double team and X-Pac almost surprises Undertaker with a cover.
Somehow X-Pac is going blow for blow with Taker. Chokeslam time, but Kane stops it.
Kane's taking the attacks now. Big boot and powerslam from Big Show.
X-Pac getting thrown around outside by Big Show. He gets tossed over the ropes and into the ring. Now a bear hug, but X-Pac bites his way out.
A couple low blows from X-Pac and Kane is back in. He gets Big Show in the corner, X-Pac tags himself in to do the bronco buster. But that was a dumb move because Big Show chokeslams him.
And a tombstone from Undertaker seals the win for the new tag champs.
Billy Gunn comes to the ring with someone under a sheet. Must be Halloween. It's a large woman.
Kiss my ass match: Billy Gunn vs. The Rock
Billy oversells a slap from Rock and now they're by the entranceway already. Even the lion's den cage is used for attacks.
Refs apparently never care about count outs these days.
Rock puts Lawler's crown on Billy and punches it off. Billy gets in a shot with the bell.
Billy works in the irish whip into bulldog combo. Rock won't stay down though, ducks a clothesline into a DDT. Rock's nose is bleeding now.
Rock goes for a rock bottom, but Billy pushes out and hits the fameasser.
Billy prepares the woman for the kissing, grabs Rock, but Rock stops and pushes Billy into her rear. Here comes the rock bottom, the people's elbow, and he gets a pin after it! Wow!
--
ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...