Al Snow is talking to a dog backstage. Al Snow is amazing.
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
Is Road Dogg wearing a fanny pack, I think he is.
Y2J COUNTER!
This isn't Raw is snore, this is Summersham. "You think you can impress me spelling R-O-A-D D-O double G? You wanna impress me, spell lugubrious." (I had to look it up to type it)
Road Dogg wants to do commentary.
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT? Road Dogg says head.
Al Snow doesn't bring the dog Pepper with him. He perches above the entranceway in wait.
Al Snow vs. Big Bossman
Snow jumps Bossman right away, Road Dogg grabs a mic and starts doing live commentary for the crowd.
Bossman throws a chalkboard at Snow, then picks up Pepper's dog case and htis Snow.
Random bystander's crutch is stolen as a weapon.
Out to the street they go. Cameraman are struggling to keep up as Al Snow hits some kicks. Into an outdoor restaurant seating area now, tables being broken.
Into a restaurant they go, some goober's on his cell phone in the way.
Al Snow hitting on a cute girl between punches, what a winner. Into the bathrooms, Bossman gets a urinal cake to the face.
Some guy gives Snow his chain, Snow's choking out Bossman. And holy crap, a moonsault inside the restaurant.
Bossman breaks a beer bottle on Snow's head, then pushes away Road Dogg. Road Dogg doesn't like this, he steals the nightstick and hits Bossman. Al Snow is champ again.
Snow beats up the Blue Meanie and some other guy after the match.
Ivory vs. Tori
Tori with a pair of suplexes, she's got more power moves it looks like.
Ivory gets Tori in a big swing as she spins about. Tori tries a spear I guess. Neither of these girls is very good at selling moves.
Tori does some kind of crotch grab suplex, it's Lawler's favorite move. Now Lawler drops a "that's what she said".
Ivory blocks a sunset flip by sitting on Tori, then she gets a pin. Luna Vachon runs out and chases Ivory.
Rock is king of interviews. He interviews Michael Cole, which means Cole gets about one word in. ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
Oh hey a Lion's Den match, so that last one wasn't just a one-off.
Lion's Den match: Steve Blackman vs. Ken Shamrock
Weapons are legal in this, Blackman's got some nunchucks. For some reason he drops them after a couple hits.
Blackman with a leg sweep then nunchuk choke, but Shamrock reverses it into an armlock and he throws the nunchuks out of the ring.
Up goes Shamrock to get a kendo stick. Blackman tries to block it with his arm. Now Blackman's got two sticks. He's got Shamrock on the ground with these.
A jump off the cage and an elbow from Shamrock! He's stopping Blackman from grabbing more weapons. Both guys duck kicks now, and Blackman gets another kendo stick. A few shots, and one big blow to the head, Shamrock's out.
Blackman doesn't want to leave just yet, but gets caught with a suplex. Now Blackman gets hit over the head. Apparently Shamrock has just won? Okay.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...