D-Lo wants the European belt back!
D-Lo Brown vs. Mideon
This starts out as a slugfest, and Mideon is taking more than he's giving.
Mideon's got a sleeper hold on and his full sleeves of tattoos are on display here. Whoa, who is that mustached man on his left arm? Is it a tattoo of himself? Of Rick Rude?
Nothing like some Dennis Knight to take the life out of a good card.
D-Lo getting some slaps on here, crowd WOOOOs and D-Lo feeds on the energy.
Mideon with sustained offense now. Some people in the crowd are chanting "boring". You'd think this being chanted in almost all of this guy's matches would trigger something with the bookers.
D-Lo hits his powerbomb and leg drop. Now a frog splash and he gets the European belt back.
Oh no, a spike has been driven through head WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT
Al Snow vs. Big Bossman
Al Snow's mind is killing him, he wants Bossman to hit him. Bossman starts smacking head as Snow screams, haha.
Snow gets closed in a storage case, but this is no casket match.
Backstage they go, a cameraman takes a tumble. Bossman is terrible at censoring himself.
Hot coffee everywhere. "God damn that's hot." That's how we know it's hot.
Bossman finds a down marker. A hit on first down, switched to 4th down and it's punt time. Bossman wants to drive a golf cart but can't start it.
Even potted plants are fair game in this match. Bossman chokes Snow with a belt. Through a door that says "alarm will sound". No alarm.
It's still daylight in Buffalo as they head to the streets. There's only about... 5 observers out here. Bossman hits Snow with a brick, but no pin.
Into the road, a car beeps at them. Bossman breaks a bottle and cuffs Snow to a fence. Bossman pins him against the fence and the ref will let this count. Boooo.
Big Show vs. Kane
Hardcore Holly is the guest ref for some reason. He also wants the bell rung to start the match about 20 seconds after the bell was rung.
Big Show can lift Kane and throw him out of the ring.
Kane is selling pretty heavily for Big Show. Irish whip and a big boot, and Kane's done nothing but take hits and fall.
Holly's insulting Big Show's intelligence now, which is something considering Holly's earlier gaffe.
Kane with a DDT and a flying clothesline, finally some offense. He sets up a chokeslam, and Holly interferes with Kane?
Big Show with his own choke slam, Holly a quick 3 count. X-Pac runs out, but Undertaker also runs out to chokeslam X-Pac and beat up Kane.
Oh, now Steve Austin attacks Undertaker backstage. Undertaker's head is cut open.
Iron Circle Match: Steve Blackman vs. Ken Shamrock
The hell is an iron circle? Oh, they fight in a parking garage amidst a circle of cars and other wrestlers.
They're fighting on top of a car's hood right away. Blackman just kicked through a car window.
Blackman finds a chain, he misses a swing and Shamrock gets a punch in.
Now Blackman tries using a tire iron but misses and breaks a window. They go into darkness behind the cars, I hear more broken glass. Shamrock comes back in hitting Blackman with a garbage can.
Shamrock wraps the chain around his fist and punches Blackman a bunch with it. Now he chokes out Blackman with the chain, Shamrock gets a win.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...