~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~
These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.
The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F
Previously...
Why Did They Lose: Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth
Winner (13 votes): Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won. - greatone10
Runners up (4 votes each): GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda. - GuessMyUserName
It's not all about the girth or length of your sword... it's how you work it. -WHATZITUYA
Without further ado,
Why DID Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth lose (again) to Pokémon Trainer Red vs. Pokémon Trainer Blue?
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