Tidus/Jecht
Tidus is a star athlete, and he got Yuna in a couple days. He gets stuff done. Jecht is also a star athlete who has been confirmed to have had a drinking problem so you know he gets around. Then he gets married and his wife can't stay off of him for 2 seconds to pay attention to Tidus, so you now he wasn't getting many days off after that.
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