I just bought a two bedroom house but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you?
F*** you, real estate lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms. Are you aware? Don't decorate it!
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