Tauros: Tastes like Grade-A Angus beef
Doduo: Tastes like chicken
Bellsprout: like a Bell Pepper
Ludicolo: tastes like a cactus but if you smash it open it contains rare candies!!!
Milotic: tastes like all the most delicious fish in the world and rainbows
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I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity.