Sayid is wrong. It should be something aloong the lines of...
1.) Try to gather ingredients, realize you do not have a jar of peanut butter or of jelly. Also, bread is unsliced.
2.) Salvage peanut butter from a fluffernutter, make own jelly, torture bread into cleaving itself.
3.) Eat sandwich, despite being unsure how long batteries will last.
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