- I can't grow facial hair
- I drink whiskey, not gin
- I don't own a bike
- I once dated a survivor of the Rwandan genocide. She's an artist. Not a very good one, though.
- no one gets Finnegan's wake
- I don't like This Is Happening
- the only classes I go to that I'm not enrolled in are my girlfriend's crim classes. They're interesting!
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ICON:
When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set Bidoof on fire.