~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~
These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.
The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F
Previously...
Mega Man vs. Dr. Wily
Winner (12 votes): Mega Man was about to win the match when Capcom saw how excited everyone got and decided to cancel his participation - ScareChan
Runner up (3 votes): Mega Man used up all of his weapon energy for Vote Man's weapon in the previous rounds. Link has no supply issues or course, if he ever runs low he can just tag in another Link. - JeffreyRaze
Without further ado,
Why DID Frog vs. Magus lose to Alucard vs. Dracula?
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