~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~
These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.
The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F
Previously...
Big Boss vs. The Boss
Winner (4 votes): Big Boss tried to capture and eat Ridley, but he was simply TOO BIG. - GenesisTwilight
Runner up (3 votes): Samus hunted those votes down....LIKE A BOSS - PirateKing2000
Without further ado,
Why DID Mega Man vs. Dr. Wily lose to Link vs. Ganondorf?
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