Finals: Round 6 - Match 63 – (1) Mario/Bowser vs. (1) Link/Ganondorf
Moltar’s Analysis
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Moltar’s Bracket: Link/Ganondorf
Moltar’s Prediction: Link/Ganondorf - 60%
???: Wait, is that really it?
Moltar: Huh? Who said that? Oh hey, look who it is everyone. It’s Billy the Casual Bracketmaker! How’s it going, Billy? Did you enjoy the contest.
Billy: I’m okay, but this contest wasn’t. It was so easy too, even my bracket was mostly correct for once!
Moltar: Yeah, I hear you. So what do you think about the final match?
Billy: Link always wins! He’s beaten Mario every time in the past, so I don’t see him losing now!
Moltar: I agree! Mario could overperform due to the format or it being the finals or based off the results of this third place match today, but Link shouldn’t have any problem winning based on what we’ve seen in the past.
Billy: That’s not why I’m here though. I want to know...where’s the fun write-ups?
Moltar: Huh? Well, I have been pretty busy this contest. It’s not like I meant to only do short, yet serious write-ups.
DK: Yeah dawg whutsup wit dat? Didn’t even let ya homie promote his new album.
Moltar: Yeah yeah, I apologize to all my recurring characters, but...there is one thing I can do.
Billy: Oh boy, what is it!
Moltar: It...it will be my greatest analysis ever! And I will call it...
~Ganondorf’s Road to Victory~
In the history of GameFAQs contests, there have been hundreds of participants, but there have only been a handful of winners. Link, Cloud, Mario, these characters rose above the rest of the field and displayed that they had what it takes to become champions. Today, a new name will join these elite contest characters, and his name is Ganondorf.
It has been a long and challenging road for the Gerudo King. Since 2003, he has fought to be the one to rule them all, but each year, he has fallen short. In his first match in his debut year, Ganon had a match with Square icon, Tidus. In a hard-fought match, Ganondorf stood triumphant at the end. Then, he saw that Link would be his opponent in Round 3, and therefore allowed himself to be beat by Magus in order to make himself look amazing in the extrapolated stats.
Next year, after victory in an easy fight with Alucard, Ganondorf decided that he didn’t need to waste his time fighting Link and encouraged supporters of the Hyrule Hero to vote for him. He knew he would have his time.
In 2005, he came closer to the title than ever before, advancing all the way to the finals of the Villains Contest. Then, Ganondorf realized that the villains contest sucked, and therefore deserved a champion of the same quality. Therefore, he gave Sephiroth the crown. A few months later, after beating up some more Square losers like Yuna and Auron, because that is what he does best, he let Samus beat him because he respected her too much.
In 2007 and 2008, Ganondorf competed, but didn’t really care because he knew four-ways were a joke format and not befitting for a legitimate winner like himself. Then 2010 came along, and Ganondorf, after suffering an injury dealing with both the strongest psychic Pokemon and a ruthless street fighter, was unable to fairly compete with Sonic and lost.
Now we have reached 2011 and the Rivalry Rumble, and now Ganondorf has decided it is his time. He has put aside all of his differences with his rival, Link, and will carry him to a GameFAQs Contest Championship. After 5 dominating performances, it is no question who the strongest character on this website is. Nothing can beat him. No character can stop him. He is objectively the greatest video game character in existence.
He is your 2011 Rivalry Rumble Champion.
<u>Ganondorf</u>