Ngamer: So I traveled across the land and searched far and wide for a group of individuals to help me take out your Crew. I enlisted such greats as Heroic Mario, Transience, Yoblazer, Red Sox, and even Ed Bellis! We all wanted revenge for you using us and then throwing us out!
Moltar: I see...well, we aren’t going to let you get away with...well you haven’t really done anything bad yet, but we still aren’t going to let you off so easily, right guys?
AKJ: That’s right! Even though we should be concerned that you’re going to end up doing the same thing to us, we’ll blindly stick to you for now!
Kleenex: Oh look at me, I’m AKJ. I want the most lines even though my analysis skills are third-rate.
AKJ: You trying to start something, Tissue?
Lopen: As you can see, why even round up bosses for us when we’re doing a great job fighting amongst ourselves.
Dante: Lopen, be my rival and help me cage AKJ and Kleenex!
Lopen: Okay!
Leon: That’s not how being rivals works!
Ngamer: Enough bickering! Now Moltar, surrender the Crew to me or else!
Moltar: Wait, I have a better idea. How about a wager? If I win, you give up on...building Towers and acting evil for revenge, and if you win...I’ll surrender the Crew to you.
Ngamer: Very well, what kind of challenge will this be?
Moltar: It’s simple, we’re going to do what we do best. Analyze and predict!
Lopen: What will be the match they choose?
Leon: What will be the fate of the Analysis Crew?
Kleenex: What will be the next question?
AKJ: One of the members of the Analysis Crew...IS PREGNANT!
Dante: Find out on the next topic of Rivalry Rumble Contest Analysis Crew!
Moltar: By the way this is the final part hope you enjoyed your Introduction
All: WHAT?!
*Fin - Not to be continued*
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