Hey everyone, it’s Contest time again! You know what that means!
The Contest Analysis Crew is back once again! Our goal is to go through this entire contest to determine the best rivalry in gaming. We will analyze and predict each match, and of course, you will read the write-ups and laugh at us when we’re wrong. So without further ado, here’s the Introduction!
*And so, the Crew arrived at Rivalry Tower. The journey to the tower had been a rough one, with over 40 obstacles to overcome. Master Moltar, the all-knowing leader, and Leonhart, the experienced statistician, reached the Tower without a scratch.
Applekidjosh and Kleenex, two seasoned analysts, also made it to the Tower. Even though they fought the whole way and ended up hurting each other, they were still in good shape to continue.
Dante, the feisty newcomer, entered next. This first adventure proved to be quite difficult for him, but he powered through and made it with only a few bumps and bruises.
Last and most certainly least, Lopen stumbled into the Tower. The wild and unpredictable veteran expected the unexpected, and thus wasn’t prepared to face...the expected. Still, he had made it this far and was determined to continue.
Unfortunately, during the journey, Guest was called back to its home planet, and on the trip home it suffered a gruesome, painful, and unintentionally hilarious demise.*
Leon: Okay, we made it, so now what?
???: Haw haw haw! Well done so far, Analysis Crew! You managed to make it all the way to my Tower.
Dante: Look, there’s someone sitting on a throne at the far end of this room!
???: You may have made it this far with your bland, yet necessary observations, but this is where it all ends! I am the final boss of this Tower, Ngamer!
Moltar: Um, if you’re the final boss, shouldn’t you be at the top of the tower?
Ngamer: The size of the Tower is only for decoration!
AKJ: Also doesn’t final boss imply...you know, that there were other bosses?
Ngamer: We didn’t have time to show the other bosses!
Lopen: Shouldn’t you at least mention them...just for completion’s sake?
Ngamer: Haw haw, very well. You see, I built Rivalry Tower specifically to take out the current Analysis Crew. I mean, if I’m not good enough for it, then no one is! Then, I had a brilliant idea. Why would I want to be on your drum Crew when I could just be on my own!
Kleenex: Oh that’s where Moltar was going with this whole Introduction to fit the rivalry them-
Moltar: Quiet Kleenex. Please, continue Ngamer.