I love showing my teammates whose boss.
I buy Karthus and want to play him in a real game, so I go into normal queue and call mid. What does the guy before me do? Picks Kassadin, of course. So I'm thinking "solo top Karthus? Oh yes." And of course, he flips out. I tell him to take the middle because him vs. Malzahar is a better look than him vs. lane Riven, but he's all "Oh no, you insisted on mid." Then he tells Malzahar in all chat to go mid because "Karthus is afraid of you."
Long story short, he feeds Riven while I go 12-3-26. We won, of course.
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I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo
[NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]