^You could raise your standards five times and this would still be better than you expected.
The only thing better than this would be a real live shark that flies through the air and won't eat you and your pets but will eat your crappy neighbor. You know the one. That one who always let's his Chihuahua poop in your yard and doesn't clean up after it. It can eat the Chihuahua too.
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Look at your quote. Now look at mine. Sadly, your quote isn't mine, but if you watch Adventure Time, it could SMELL like mine. I'm on a rainicorn!