KingButz posted...
My girl has actually read the books and Commodore's description is fairly accurate, if a little base.
The baby completely ****s up the mom during childbirth and then a grown man immediately wants to **** it.
Except he doesn't actually want to **** it. I mean, the implication is that he will when she's older. But there's a mind-reader who would cheerfully murder him if he was actually having sexual thoughts about the baby at this age.
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