The only thing I can picture for a game starring Ridley is like... a spreadsheet management game about the Space Pirates. With events like:
TUUUUUUBES
The Space Pirates under your control are obsessed with one meter wide tubes, and have installed them throughout your base. Unfortunately, this has allowed the Hunter to sneak in unnoticed. Construction crews and death squads have been dispatched.
-$3000 Credits
Morph Ball Technology
Science Team's attempts to replicate the Hunter's Morph Ball have finally reached fruition! The sacrifices of the many, many Space Pirates who tested earlier prototypes will not be forgotten for 3 decacycles.
All Space Pirates gain +1 Mobility and +3 Subterfuge.
Battle with the Hunter
The Hunter infiltrated your facility all the way to your command center. Though you fought valiantly, it turns out plasma really, really hurts, especially when weaponized.
The next 10 turns will be skipped.
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"The courtroom is the garden of holy judgment. Those with lechery in their hearts should leave this sanctuary at once!" ~Franziska von Karma